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drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

vinebox:

White people…

imsoshive:

aye!

danlsnotonfire:

literally everyone i know is either in a relationship or talking to somebody and i’m just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

g0ldenchile:

better-than-porn:

PHAHAHAHHAHA

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

this isnt funny its just evil

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.
You'll Never See Me Again
Adele
Adele
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fivegoldencockrings:

You’ll Never See Me Again- Adele (New Music 2014)

EVERYONE!!!!!!

when i was younger i thought the whole “dog years” thing was actually real so i thought dogs lived in an alternate universe where they actually lived 7 years through 1 human year

chinesekleptocracy:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

Me: Who's a good boy?
Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!