i was born with glass bones and paper skin

[i was born with glass bones and paper skin]

[powerburial]

this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend

[bitchboi-naughty]

honestly what the fuck does this mean

[android-green]

“Don’t stress yourselves out about it, but don’t ignore the situation”

[themightyglamazon]

GOOD ADVICE

[usbdongle]

i have internalized this wisdom since he gave it to us and i have thrived. an arcane prophet

[i was born with glass bones and paper skin]

[turbanista]

Your Daily Dose of Cuteness 💛 @princessblossom.yar from Sidney, Australia 🇦🇺

[soufcakmistress]

Oh my goddddddd look at this beautiful baby

[i was born with glass bones and paper skin]

[hyrude]

u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”

[i was born with glass bones and paper skin]

[simons-quest]

[i was born with glass bones and paper skin]

[i was born with glass bones and paper skin]

[leafgreen6]

[dertora]

[i was born with glass bones and paper skin]

[imaginarycircus]

This isn’t a mic drop. This is the birth of a black hole.

[kari-izumi]

This wasn’t a murder I witnessed, but a mass execution

[i was born with glass bones and paper skin]

[i was born with glass bones and paper skin]

[thescriptorium]

ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college

[thescriptorium]

bringing back the sukeban girl gangs from the 70’s that wore long skirts against teen sexualization and fucked things up for the patriarchy

[thescriptorium]

and this was no “5 girls in a small town” who made the news—this was yakuza level shit. 20,000 girls getting into gang fights and shoplifting and getting pissed off that only men were allowed to be rough and violent and angry

[i was born with glass bones and paper skin]

[every1one]

this is how people 5'4" and under unload the washer

[i was born with glass bones and paper skin]

[deeznutsforcutie]

why is she wearing a dress if shes just gonna let her rodent vagina hang out of it

[i was born with glass bones and paper skin]

[princessgarbagechan]

*posts a picture of some bread*

I BET YOU AMERICAN JACKFUCKS DON’T HAVE THIS.  IT’S CALLED WHEATBLUMPS AND YOU’RE ALL MORONS FOR NEVER HAVING EATEN IT.

[i was born with glass bones and paper skin]

[i was born with glass bones and paper skin]

[africancheewahwah]

“Fresh”

[i was born with glass bones and paper skin]

[frightguard]

you may spank it… once still remains the funniest image ever created on this bitch of an earth

[frightguard]

like how do u top this in terms of pure comedic value. donkey kong’s ass. the suspense. the mere implication that donkey kong nasty. him looking out to sea like he’s making the hardest decision of his life. its so fucking good